Womanly Banter

Quick post-I noticed today that most of my postings refer to urination and generally have the not- so- subtle hint of how desperate I am. So I decided to take the attention off my own bladder and my "no no special spot" for a minute. Instead, I have created a list of conversations that happen between women at the bar and the next day after the bar.

(These lists are not ordered. I am too tired to rank the importance of these rambles.)

The Night Out
1. "Do you think that I should still go home with him? But look he's making out with that girl in the corner. That girl has acne. I am prettier than her right?"
2. "Pinky swear that when we leave, that we can get hot dogs?"
3. "That girl is a whore."
4. "Don't go to the washroom without me. K? Promise? Swear?"
5. "I love you. I love you so much. It's like ridiculous. You are like totally my best friend. Where did you get your lipgloss?" (This person is a stranger)

The Morning After -typically spent with a "what the fuck?" look on your face as a friend reminds you "That was so funny when you...." But is too nice to give you the EXACT details.
1. "When's your next appointment with your shrink?"
2. "OMG. No one noticed that you took your shirt off in the bar. I swear."
3. "I totally didn't tell anyone you had unprotected sex with a stranger last night."
4. "Honestly, he will totally call you. He probably didn't hear you fart in bed."
5. "Maybe next time don't order doubles. Maybe just stick to beer."

This list was inspired by only conversations that I have heard other women have. Definitely not me. I am a lady. Not.

Smooches,
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