Bumpit or F***it.

If I haven't mentioned before, my mom enjoys buying me things out of pure guilt and I enjoy taking them. The most recent gift I received was a great handbag that can perfectly fit 3 bottles of wine in it...I tried. AND....Bumpits.

Some of you may have seen the commercials on t.v where you are sticking large clips at the crown of your head to give your hair extra volume. They come in 3 sizes-large, medium and small. Everyone looked super happy once their hair had volume so I thought this could be another endeavour to make me happy...The higher the hair, the closer to God...I have been trying to redeem myself with the "man upstairs" since University...maybe going through the top of my teased hair ins't the route I should be taking. I heard there are churches in the area.

Thinking my head was large enough (as mentioned in a previous blog about the size of my gigantic head) I decided to use it. So I stuck it in and started teasing. The trick is, you have to tease your hair up and over the clip so it's not noticable. Well, sweet merciful Jesus...if you didn't know me, you would say I was an act at the circus or the heading to the talent portion of the Miss Tennessee pageant.

What a nightmare. Plus, not to mention the fact that I would have to stear clear of any candles, matches or lighters as a result of the half can of hairspray I used. (most of which, ended up in my mouth. and unknown blonde facial hair that became apparent due to the stickyness located at the side of my face. (Just another thing I need to worry about...now I am scared that in the sunlight, my new found facial hair makes me look like a moutain lion....that could be a post in itself.)

So I tried the other medium and small options in hoping this wasn't a complete waste of my mothers money...not too bad. Takes a lot of work, precsion and oh yeah giving a fuck whether your hair has volume.

I now like to refer to my bumpits as "fuckits."

Smooches,

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