So as I was having a dance party last night in my friend's apartment which I am house sitting, and subsequently ruining her suede furniture with wine, I had an obscure thought....no, not that someone will one day fall in love with me and all that jiggles, but if I had to pick a theme song of my life just like a good movie or play, what would it be?
I couldn't narrow it down, I feel there are many songs that get to the core of how I feel, who I am and what I am thinking....
Here's my top ten that I narrowed down off the top of my head. I have put some reasons why I chose each song in particular so you can better understand my choices. They are as follows:
10. Beyonce-If I Were a Boy.-My life would be a fuck of a lot easier.
9. Beyonce-He's My Man- Ummm until I saw you kissing him and then shortly thereafter change your facebook status to "ENGAGED."
8. Ella Fitzgerald-Fever-Which is something many folks believe I have due to my raging case of Rosacea.
7. Gin Blossoms-Follow You Down-Yes, that's exactly what I did, I downed my Gin, I followed you down the stairs, out of the club and watched you walk away.
6.One Republic-Too Easy-This pretty much sums up my University career. Sorry Mom.
5.John Mayer-Gravity-Which at the ripe age of 28 seems to be pulling my tits and ass further towards the ground.
4.King's of Leon-I Say I Love You-And we sit there in an awkward silence...Of course followed by a "thanks."
3.Sir Mix-A-L0t-Baby's Got Back-I am pretty sure this speaks for itself. And in case I needed a reminder, a nice old gentleman reminded me in McDonald's yesterday that "Chu hav a preddy face but a beeg butt." Thanks asshole.
2. Tara Oram-Go to Bed Angry-Generally this is a common occurrence. This could be due to slight annoyances such as being unemployed, a stranger throwing bird seed at me, stepping in barf in flip flops or the fact that I have insomnia.
1. Janes Addiction-I Am Not An Addict-On more than one occasion I have been suspect to friends' invitations to make sure I am at a party-I fear Candy Finnigan from Intervention may be the host.
I hope this provides my readers with a better idea of who I am. Thanks for reading.
Smooches,
Nanners
2 comments:
If we were all boys - our lives would be easier. Why? Well if we were boys we wouldn't have to shave our legs, worry about wrinkles, not keep with fashion trends, screw anything, screw anybody and our lives would not be defined by not being married or not having any children.
Amen to that sister! Thanks for your comments!
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