Apr 11, 2010

Wrap it up...

If you didn't read my last post, then screw you I have decided to shell outadvice to my followers. Below is a question from a reader...followed by my advice.

Okay, so what would you do in this situation...I'm dating a guy for a bit - we're exclusive (although it was never spoken about, just assumed). One day he's being nice and helping me move stuff around in my bedroom. When moving my bed, up pops a (old, i.e. prior him) condom wrapper. Note: there's also several socks, bras and dust - so it's not like I had been under there cleaning in a long time (don't judge). We had stopped using condoms (stop judging). Am I obliged to say something i.e. reassure him that this was something pre-him??? (because I didn't - just laughed it off...)



Advice please :)
 
Dear Biggest Fan Ever,
 
First of all, it would be a god damn miracle if a guy found a condom wrapper under my bed...that would indicate that I was getting laid.

I would let him know that not only is under your bed normally clean, but so is your babymaker. No one likes a slut. Give him some sort of reassurance that your vajay-jay is a one penis woman. However, if it gets to a point that he is constantly needing reassurance, then I would evaluate the amount of trust he has in you.

Also,you technically haven't had the conversation about being exclusive so neither of you can just assume that eachother's privates are on lock-down.This could be your chance to discuss being exclusive (and to get an STD test) if that's what you both want or you could choose the route of blatantly ignoring this situation.

If by chance he starts acting like a giant man-child about this then I would take any personal effects that he has left at your place, and sell them on ebay.

Hope this helps.

Warmest fuzzies,
Nanners




 

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