Today a homeless man on the street told me he wants to "give it to me good." After stopping to contemplate his offer, I decided against it. Although looking back there have been no other offers on the table lately and technically I wouldn't ever have to tell anyone. It's not like I would tell my friends " I hooked up with a homeless dude yesterday behind a dumpster." Oh well, life is full of regrets.
This is off topic but is anyone else wildly sick of hearing about Michael Jackson? Don't get me wrong he is a legend, but let the man rest. Speaking of rest, his father looks like he hasn't slept in... oh I don't know, about 60 years. He looks a bit like this
pimp I used to work for man I used to know.
Anyway, I will be going offline for a couple days until I get wireless access at my parents. Oh dear Jesus help me.
Smooches,
Nanners
1 comment:
Laughing out loud...again.
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