Apr 25, 2009

Just a little one

Just a couple things...I am sick which is why I am not avidly updating my blog with random nonsense. I believe it's the horse tranquilizers that my doctor prescribed me that leave me coherent for all of an hour. Nothing exciting happens to me except for today...two things...

1. Since I have severe hot flashes, I have all my windows and doors open and a fan on my face...and a bird briefly flew in my apartment and flew right back out. I peed a little on my couch.

2. I have learned that episodes of Cops filmed in New Jersey is way funnier than the Cops episodes filmed in the deep south. I think the east coasters are way more creative when it comes to lying. Southerners on the other hand, aren't actually lying about getting their clothes being stolen while looking for their cat and happened to find meth at the mini mart while trying to buy a pack of smokes and a DVD player all at the same time.

Hope you are enjoying your weekend. NOT.
Nanners

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