Excuse the mess...my car doesn't usually look like this...

You know when you are picking up a friend for the first time or they unexpectedly ask you for a ride home? Then you get to the car and shove aside the wrappers, c.d's, Tim Hortons coffee cups and random papers? Then you casually say as you are frantically cleaning off their seat..."Sorry, it doesn't normally look like this." YOU ARE LYING. YES. YES IT DOES.

(for the record this is not my car and I have no idea who that person is)

Just as a side note, in a convenience store parking lot, I rolled down my window and called a guy a douche bag and it felt very liberating today. "I normally never do that." YES. YES I DO.

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