Mar 3, 2010

The Vaginator

Hold the phone. Literally. A new Octo-Mom iPhone app is in the works pending a trademark on the new Octo-Mom game. Nadya Suleman, mother of 14 (my vajajay hurts thinking about it) will be the star of her very own iPhone application.

Here's the riveting concept: You shoot each baby out of her Cha-Cha in hopes it lands in the hands of waiting mothers. But wait, you score brownie points if there happens to be a papparazo in the room!

Screw reading the newspaper or people watching on the subway to work. I would much rather enjoy a stimulating round of playing the vaginator  Octo-Mom game.

Maybe in the next brainteaser of an app, she can shoot out her placenta.

Grossed out,
Nanners

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