I typically post on Sunday nights, but for the past 24 hours I've been swamped with googling whether or not you can get an STD on your cheek. A male stripper kissed me on the cheek twice and put his penis near my face on Saturday night, so that'll give me enough anxiety to last until Christmas. (I've also been in the E.R for most the evening because I'm having a fierce amount of pain in my smashed up leg and I kinda want the earth to open up and swallow me right now.) So please stay tuned for a full blog post by the end of the week where I will be introducing a very special guest and travel companion.....
I'm looking forward to explaining this.
Also, I want to thank everyone who reads my silly little blog, (I just took a Percocet 30 minutes ago so I'm all of a sudden filled with love so bear with me) but I love that I have people to share my nuttiness with.
Hope your monday was better than mine.
I'm out,
Nanners
2 comments:
This blog is too funny and I'm sad it took me so long to find it and I'm sad I haven't seen you in ages because this is too funny. But at least I can beat you at Bachelor Canada F.P. Jess
Haha! I'm so happy you like it! It has been WAY too long. Yes, Thank God we have Bachelor Wednesday emails to bring us together:) Hope to see you soon!!
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