As I was on the smelly TTC on my way home from work tonight, I had a thought...Nothing life changing or profound ( you can trust me on that one) Anyway, I was thinking, when you start dating someone and you begin to get a little more serious, when is the right time that you change your status on facebook? Do you have an awkward conversation about it? What if the other person doesn't want to change their status? (you should probably dump him/her if they want to keep you a secret anyway.)
Dating comes with enough awkward moments as it is...for example, when you get naked in front of eachother and one of you laughs by accident, when you meet his/her friends for the first time and get absolutely shit faced and have to apologize the next day, when you are on a date and insist on paying and it comes up as "insufficient funds" on the debit machine. Get my drift? Now we have to worry about the right timing of changing our electronic status to "in a relationship."
So here is my thought. I say, when you are able to fart in front of the person...you are now in a relationship.
(This thought was literally inspired by all the smelly subway goers of this beautiful city, that smelt like shit...hence the farting.)
That is all.
Smooches,
Nanners
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